Reactions given by Lanolin

Lanolin reacted to he-rat_of_the_circus-mice's post in the thread Funny stories in the Bible.

The whole covenant of circumcision thing seems funny to me. If we weren't so used to reading about it, its probably the last thing we...

May 16, 2019
Lanolin reacted to your post in the thread Mispronounciations.

Thought "YOU ALL" might enjoy this one....

Oct 7, 2019
Lanolin reacted to GaryA's post in the thread Rename the bible discussion board.

You mean someone wants to know where all of the x-rated verses are...? Just kidding! I couldn't resist. :LOL:

Nov 29, 2019
Lanolin reacted to MultilingualMessenger's post in the thread Why do you think God has you single?.

The Gross Sisters is their actual name. :P

May 3, 2020
Lanolin reacted to calibob's post in the thread Corporate greed.

I had a worse one. She had a large, lucrative business with many departments with no assistant managers. She micromanaged everything (or...

Dec 2, 2020
Lanolin reacted to tourist's post in the thread Midnight Confessions.

Actually, confessions were usually heard on Saturday afternoon. The Midnight Confessions was the name of the song I used in my OP at the...

Mar 8, 2022
Lanolin reacted to your post in the thread Last person to post wins!!!.

If you only weigh 120lbs, YOU win! :giggle:

Mar 19, 2022
Lanolin reacted to shittim's post in the thread The Banned Game.

The Shittimistan National anthem-Sung with great reverence- We're knights of the round table We dance whenever we're able We do...

May 14, 2022
Lanolin reacted to your post in the thread Bad habit.....

I dunno bout that; I kind of like scrubs; When they're on a medical professional .

Aug 27, 2022
Lanolin reacted to your post in the thread The Banned Game.

The chieftan ended his phone call to Mordecai when the Lanolin paparazzi burst through the door taking snapshot after snapshot of the...

Sep 18, 2022
Lanolin reacted to Cameron143's post in the thread Does familiarity breed contempt.

I'm not so sure they did. My research shows Martha was so embittered against Mary at Jesus' rebuke she turned to a life of crime, was...

Nov 2, 2022
Lanolin reacted to your post in the thread The Banned Game.

The man with the golden tooth obviously had noticed her. Did he know? How could he have? She didn’t stand out like a sore thumb or...

Nov 30, 2022
Lanolin reacted to Cameron143's post in the thread Paperback writer.

Write a manual on how to write a manual.

Dec 9, 2022
Lanolin reacted to Cameron143's post in the thread Family Nights.

After the great caroling fiasco of 2009 the neighbors now pay us not to go caroling. But some sort of trivia game is intriguing. Really...

Dec 14, 2022
Lanolin reacted to GardenofWeeden's post in the thread Dad jokes.

Why do ducks have feathers on their butts? To cover their butt-quacks. Grandpa kicked the bucket last month. Know what his last...

Jan 13, 2023
Lanolin reacted to Joshua_783's post in the thread Friends.

You just want to hold the door open?!? All the work is basically on me?!?! Would you help hold one end of the couch? We get it in the...

Apr 4, 2023
Lanolin reacted to Noel25's post in the thread I really really need a husband!!.

So I am very lonely and need a husband. I want someone to watch Disney movies with and take me to Target with credit card. Someone who...

Apr 26, 2023
Lanolin reacted to your post in the thread The Banned Game.

Thor was excited about the gift from the president. It had to be enormous judging from the truck hauling it. It pulled up in front of...

Feb 3, 2024