Reactions received by Jase
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There's a restaurant on he moon...lousy food..great atmosphere! 😄 -
Beware when taking a magician's exam; the test is loaded with trick questions! -
If life gives you melons... You probably have dyslexia. -
God said to John, "Come forth and you shall have eternal life".. But John came fifth and won a toaster. 🤭😄 -
My friend Joe went on the Dolly Parsons diet. Asked how it went.. It made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean... 😀 -
My friend Joe went on the Dolly Parsons diet. Asked how it went.. It made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean... 😀
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Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted! 😀
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There's a restaurant on he moon...lousy food..great atmosphere! 😄
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Do you know the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter. 😀
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Do you know the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter. 😀
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Sign in a beachside cafe: "Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria." Handwritten underneath: "Socks can eat anyplace they want." 😀
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People are prisoners of their phones, That's why they're called cell phones. 😀 -
Middle age is when the hardest thing to raise in your garden.. are your knees. 😄
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I hate it when you can't figure out how to operate the iPad and the resident Tech expert is sleeping Because he's 5...and it's past...
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I hate it when you can't figure out how to operate the iPad and the resident Tech expert is sleeping Because he's 5...and it's past...
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Long ago, when people cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today... it's called golf! 😄
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Heard about the bird doing construction? He's a Crane. -
Heard about the bird doing construction? He's a Crane.
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Why do "tug" boats...push their barges? 🤔
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How many feet are in a yard...? 🤔 depends on how many people are standing in it! 😄
