How will you help the human race survive after the apocalypse?

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DuchessAimee

DuchessAimee

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I stole this idea from Rachel because it's AWESOME!

So tell us, what kind of mad skills do you have to help other people survive after the apocalypse? They can be serious skills, funny skills, or just wonderfully imaginative ones! This is a free opportunity thread, so any apocalypse will do. Zombie, vampire, biblical, Mayan, Aztec, etc. Zombie is my personal favorite.
 
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Anonimous

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I would recomment stocking up on Hot Sauce. You can eat anything with hot sauce. Oh, and Ho Ho's Sorry folks...Twinkies has just been put on the endangered species list...
 
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Donkeyfish07

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I'd just stockpile on food and turtle up somewhere secluded. The human race will be fine without me. lol
 
DuchessAimee

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But that's not what I'm asking! I'm asking how would you help people out? For instance...

I'm a fairly good shot. I have been trained by a navy sniper to fire guns, and I would be handy to have around to shoot zombies in the head.

I'm a good listener and can keep people calm and rational. Also helpful in an apocalypse.

According to my best friend, I have a serious lack of fear. Again, helpful.

I know how to blow bubbles with gum.

I already have lots of dark colored clothing.

I watch the Walking Dead and Buffy the Vampire Slayer, so I know LOTS about survival.

I can read people very well and my instincts about them are about 95% accurate.
 
toastface_grillah

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After the plague*, we're gonna need someone to stand up, slap the survivors and say, "You must get ahold of yourself!"

I will be one of those people.


*I just finished reading The Stand a couple weeks ago
 
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arwen83

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*anticipating someone that will make this thread a theological debate* :rolleyes:
 
PopClick

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What does silly zombie talk have to do with crucifying your flesh in repentance?!?! I pray that you heed these words!!!!!!!!!!!

Rofl. Anyway, I would make fake brains to distract the zombies. Then, I would drive through town, throwing the fake brains out the car windows at pre-arranged locations so that dutchessaimee and the other snipers could shoot the zombies that gathered. Or, I would put explosives inside the fake brains so that unsuspecting zombies would get rearranged, from the inside-out. Kind of like hiding a dog's medicine inside a hot dog.

Oh, and I'd borrow GRA's zombie-zapper for close-range encounters. :cool:
 
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Relena7

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I'd stay outta their way while they fight. I think my peace-loving ways would get on peoples nerves in a dire situation. :p I like Donekyfish's idea, lol.
 
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GRA

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PopClick said:
Oh, and I'd borrow GRA's zombie-zapper for close-range encounters. :cool:
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Not to worry -- my super-duper special-spark high-voltage computer-controlled extended-range zombie-zapper is fully-effective up to 250 feet! :eek: :cool:

Compare that to the average basic zombie-zapper, which is only fully-effective to about 25 feet. :p

( It's all about knowing how to attach the car antenna - how much electrical tape to use - and what to do with the pumpkin seeds... ) ;)
 
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NukePooch

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toastface_grillah said:
After the plague*, we're gonna need someone to stand up, slap the survivors and say, "You must get ahold of yourself!"

I will be one of those people.


*I just finished reading The Stand a couple weeks ago
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Why wait 'till after the plague?
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NukePooch

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DuchessAimee said:
I know how to blow bubbles with gum.
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...and this would help exactly how? Not like there's a whole lotta 7-11's open to pick up a pack of Blueberry Bubbllicious.
 
Dotann

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Since i will be looking down on everyone as i will be in heaven, i will be showing you all where to hide, casue i can see the good hiding spots! hehehhhe
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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I will simply stand around looking adorable offering free advice & snacks. Why do you ask? lol
 
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zaoman32

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DuchessAimee said:
But that's not what I'm asking! I'm asking how would you help people out? For instance...

I'm a fairly good shot. I have been trained by a navy sniper to fire guns, and I would be handy to have around to shoot zombies in the head.

I'm a good listener and can keep people calm and rational. Also helpful in an apocalypse.

According to my best friend, I have a serious lack of fear. Again, helpful.

I know how to blow bubbles with gum.

I already have lots of dark colored clothing.

I watch the Walking Dead and Buffy the Vampire Slayer, so I know LOTS about survival.

I can read people very well and my instincts about them are about 95% accurate.
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Best show ever, and also where I gain my supernatural fighting tips and tricks.

Honestly when you have a body that can stop the supernatural in their tracks, what more can you do?
 
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NukePooch

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Me?
I fix things.
I'm the Professor in Gilligan's Island. Gimme two coconuts, a length of vine, and the propeller off of the SS Minnow and I'll whip up a radio station to reach other survivors.

I make Macgyver look like an amateur and can out A-Team the A-Team.
 
DuchessAimee

DuchessAimee

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NukePooch said:
...and this would help exactly how? Not like there's a whole lotta 7-11's open to pick up a pack of Blueberry Bubbllicious.
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Duh! I can walk and chew gum at the same time. I would look innocent and could be used as bait to lead the zombies into a trap!

Also, it's kinda funny you chose blueberry flavored gum because that's what I was thinking of when I typed it. lol
 
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arwen83

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I can adapt fairly quickly and can be resourceful when I need to, I always think ahead and strategize. I am not afraid of ooooey gooey grossness that would result from killing zombies. Vampires, on the other hand, I may fall prey to their seducing lol "...but but he's so charming, and mysterious. Tuff, but kind of broken inside, and a true romantic. What's one date? I am sure I'll be fine!"
 
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Jullianna

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I'm an excellent shot
While I was a cop I held an EMT-P certification for a few years.
I have a green thumb and know how to can veggies.
I have a lot of experience in dealing with hazardous materials.
I have seen a lot of vampire movies and know how to take them out.
I'm a mom. Zombies don't scare me.
 
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