It was my lucky day today on Avenue A,
When a lady in a Limousine drove my way.
She said, "Dahling, be a dear, haven't slept in a year.
I need your help to make my neighbor's yappy dog disappear.
This Akita-Evita, just won't shut up!
I believe if you play nonstop that pup,
will breathe its very last, high strung breath.
I'm certain that cur will bark itself to death."
Today for you, tomorrow for me.
Today for you, tomorrow for me.
We agreed on a fee, a thousand dollar guarantee.
Tax free, and a bonus if I trim her tree.