can you guys post something funny please?

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Fillan said:
Two pastors are standing together by the road, holding up a sign that reads, “Turn back! The end is near!”

A man driving by reads their sign and yells, “Go away, you religious nuts! Don’t shove that down my throat!”

Seconds later, the pastors hear a loud splash.

One of them turns to the other and says, “Maybe we should change the sign to say, ‘Warning, Bridge Out Ahead’.”

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Not far off from a real story I heard.

A few years back a bridge in my uncle's community collapsed into the river. He had just driven over it, so he stopped to see if he could help. That's when he heard this story of how a lady had seen the bridge out ahead and stopped. Well some guy behind her didn't. He pulled around her, made a rude gesture, and drove right into the river. Fortunately everybody at that point was OK. (Sadly, a cop who was directing traffic at the scene got hit and killed, so tell your sign-holding pastors to be careful.)
 
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YHello said:
I deal with a stressful person everyday at my house and I really hope you guys can share some funny stuff please? Thanks
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Dealing with this is not easy, especially if you do not like what goes on around you. I know as all others know this also.
How to view it differently, and not see it as seeing it as stress and a gigantic mess it is?

All I know to say is: to react badly to anything or to escape anything by doing something else, is not good for me at least.
I can only speak for me in this messy life I am in, not liking it.

I once was told at age 21, all my drinking was not good for me. That person never said I got to quit or else or God will get me or anything of that sort. That is what religion does.
I was simply told, that it was not good for me!. That is it. I went on shrugging that off and continued in my alcoholism, partying and carrying on
One day about 7 years later, I saw what that person said to me as true. Too much of anything harms me and those around me. Therefore I saw to quit without second thought. I am 67 years old now.
I seek now, from any and all situations, good or bad, seeing my dad, who died at age 63 as a cranky elder person, that I could not cope with, it made me angry, I was 17 when he died.
There are people that are cranky and there is nothing anyone can do with these cranky people, but love them endlessly, regardless of any attitudes.
Not easy and I hope the best for you to be given a new view from God to you, through you and see how to live above your circumstances, that you are in. In Contentment, while being in this
Love to you, I am seeing God will reveal this to you to live, laugh and love while in any circumstance whether it be good or bad presently
The three P's
P- Permanent (nothing on earth I s permanent)
P- Personal (nothing is personal)
P- Pervasive (everything good or bad is pervasive)

The pervasiveness of anything and everything gets in us and it controls our responses by thoughts of whatever it is going on in the very present second

Change thought, it changes responses
See Proverbs 23:1-7 As a person thinks, so is that person
Love and hope you get more laughs

Dis you know, there were computers in the beginning?
Yes, it was two apples with two bites
Away we went and here today with mega bytes
 
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