can you guys post something funny please?
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your statement reminds me of my "minute minute" time i once had on the radio. the 1st "minute" is pronounced: "mi-noot", as in small. it twas' a short joke i would tell every Saturday on the swap shop.once again it took a minute, but when it sunk in
The thief was about to walk out the door when the woman of the house shouted "Acts 2:38."
The thief dropped his bag, threw his hands up, and froze in the doorway until the police arrived.
During questioning after his arrest he was ask why he froze in the doorway. He replied, "what would do when a woman was standing behind you with an ax and 2 38's"
The thief dropped his bag, threw his hands up, and froze in the doorway until the police arrived.
During questioning after his arrest he was ask why he froze in the doorway. He replied, "what would do when a woman was standing behind you with an ax and 2 38's"
John Joseph Cahill, former premier of New South Wales, explaining the difference in English as it spoken in Australia and the United States: "In your country. a bison is an animal. In my country, we wash our hands in it."
Soros-Backed District Attorney Prosecutes Illinois Boy For Terrorizing Burglars
LIFE·Dec 24, 2023
GROVELAND, IL - Pierce County's District Attorney has opened prosecution against an eight-year-old boy who reportedly terrorized two burglars robbing his parents' mansion.
The young boy by the name of Kevin McAllister was apparently home alone when the perpetrators attempted to sneak into the estate. McAllister sprang into action with a series of ingenious attacks, including blowtorches, paint cans, and a tarantula. "The child engaged in cruel, vicious behavior that could have seriously injured the two gentlemen known as the ‘Wet Bandits' ," said District Attorney Ansel Hayden. "McAllister literally smashed Marv's face with an iron, when Marv wished nothing more than to rob McAllister's family while doing the child serious bodily harm."
Hayden said the youth's antics involved putting ice on the stairs, heating up doorknobs, and other tactics that put the men in peril. "What has society come to when a child can torture vagabonds just hungry for bread?," wondered Hayden aloud. "I will not allow this county to fall victim to vigilantism."
At press time, Hayden was preparing to file charges against the neighbor who stopped the kindly ‘Wet Bandits' from biting off McAllister's fingers.
Babylon Bee
LIFE·Dec 24, 2023
GROVELAND, IL - Pierce County's District Attorney has opened prosecution against an eight-year-old boy who reportedly terrorized two burglars robbing his parents' mansion.
The young boy by the name of Kevin McAllister was apparently home alone when the perpetrators attempted to sneak into the estate. McAllister sprang into action with a series of ingenious attacks, including blowtorches, paint cans, and a tarantula. "The child engaged in cruel, vicious behavior that could have seriously injured the two gentlemen known as the ‘Wet Bandits' ," said District Attorney Ansel Hayden. "McAllister literally smashed Marv's face with an iron, when Marv wished nothing more than to rob McAllister's family while doing the child serious bodily harm."
Hayden said the youth's antics involved putting ice on the stairs, heating up doorknobs, and other tactics that put the men in peril. "What has society come to when a child can torture vagabonds just hungry for bread?," wondered Hayden aloud. "I will not allow this county to fall victim to vigilantism."
At press time, Hayden was preparing to file charges against the neighbor who stopped the kindly ‘Wet Bandits' from biting off McAllister's fingers.
Babylon Bee
when joe was a little boy, he took fiddle lessons. one day while he was practicing, scraping dismally back & forth with his bow, his dog postured himself wailing & howling. finally, joan, who was trying to do her homework, stuck her head into the room where he was practicing & said, "for goodness sake, can't you play something the dog doesn't know"?
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