A little elderly woman has a daily habit of walking out on her front porch, raising her hands up and saying, "praise the Lord, thank you Jesus for another day," then walking back into the house, closing the door.
The house next door was for sale, and an atheist buys it.
Now every morning she comes out praises the Lord, goes back inside, the atheist comes out his door and yells , " there is no god."
This goes on everyday between the two, until one day she comes out and says, "thank you Lord Jesus for another day, I have no food in my cabinets and no food in my fridge,but I thank you Lord Jesus for another day."
The atheist of course runs out and yells ,there is no god ."
The next day the woman comes out say, "praise the Lord, thank you for another day," then she notices two huge bags of groceries, and says , "oh hallelujah ,thank you Jesus for the groceries" !
At that moment the atheist runs out from behind a bush and yells, "there is no god i bought those groceries," to which the elder woman replied, "oh hallelujah, thank you Jesus for the groceries and making the devil pay for them."