I wouldn't marry.......

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Live4Him3

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I hesitated to answer because I wanted to be sure that I would be answering honestly before the Lord before typing out my response.

I wouldn't marry anybody.

In fact, I wouldn't even date anybody.

I still root for others to find love, but I'm officially done and perfectly content.

I did recently mention a nice woman at work, and I was actually quite relieved when I found out that she is married.

If I can finish out my days in servitude to the Lord, then I'll be the happiest man ever.
 

Lanolin

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would you have married her if she wasnt married

cos everyone has to be married at least once right? Its like a rule or something. Dont die before marrying. I dont know.

why do people want to be married so much? It doesnt sound that fun.
 

Lanolin

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#23
Imagine convo

you are MARRIED oh what a relief.
You will never know how much anxiety it causes ME when I thought you werent! Then I would have had to report you to the singles police that you werent married and they would have arrested you.
 

Lanolin

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#24
Drivers licence..nope, besides thats expired.
I require your marriage licence please to verify who your name and who you are married to. No ID without it.
 

Live4Him3

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Imagine convo

you are MARRIED oh what a relief.
You will never know how much anxiety it causes ME when I thought you werent! Then I would have had to report you to the singles police that you werent married and they would have arrested you.
In your delusionary world where you hear what hasn't been said while missing what actually was said, I suppose...
 

Mel85

Daughter of the True King
Mar 28, 2018
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#26
I wouldn’t marry a Satanist lol
 

Lynx

Folksy yet erudite
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#27
I wouldn't marry. Period.


"I'm a single man
Sure don't need a wife
I'm a single man
Sure don't need a wife
And I'm gonna stay this way
Cause it's a wonderful life"

- Roy Brown
 

Lynx

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#28
Yeah but Android is of the Devil too.
Yeah, well... The devil you know versus the devil you don't. We can take apart and modify Android code. Apple keeps iJunk locked down tight.

Now if ever Linux makes a GOOD smartphone, one that just plain works, let me know and I'll buy one that same hour.
 

Adstar

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Jul 24, 2016
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#30
Any woman with the Jezebel spirit..

Any non believer woman..
 
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joecoten

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#34
I wouldn't marry a two-headed woman. I'd lose every argument! :(
 

love_comes_softly

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#35
I wouldn’t marry…

an unbeliever, someone who loves money, someone who is unkind or someone who is unable to to say sorry.
 

Mel85

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#36
I wouldn’t marry a ex convict.
















Or would I? Idk lol.
 
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joecoten

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#39
Wonder if he has a sister!
 
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Gojira

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#40
I'd marry Godzilla. Well, Godzillina.