The New Ship It Thread

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Lighthearted

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I always get shipped with the same girls in these threads, the ones who people think are most like me. Unfortunately I would not be able to bring anything to the table in such relationships. Those girls are already good at the things I am good at. Why would they need me?
So they can pet you, and squeeze you, and scratch your ears...😁
 
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Oblio

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I......KNOW!
GRAVE,URN OR SEA?
I already have a plot by Teeterville. By a stream that has speckled trout...where I caught my 5-pound bass! All that's left for me to do is die! Or as I see it, move on to the next stage of life! To that beautiful city, that's adorned like a bride, where He is! Sigh!
 

stilllearning

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@1ofthem & @Oblio - after calling her lizard-lips, she might not be too fond of that idea! Lol
Oh come on that kinda sexy talk is gonna make any woman swoon. What woman does not dream about a man sweeping her off her feet picking her up in his arms her head hangs back exposing her neck. The man slowly brushing his lips up the length of her neck. Bringing his mouth closer to her ear so she can hear his deep breaths and he leans in and whispers.........lizard lips.
 

Gardenias

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Oh come on that kinda sexy talk is gonna make any woman swoon. What woman does not dream about a man sweeping her off her feet picking her up in his arms her head hangs back exposing her neck. The man slowly brushing his lips up the length of her neck. Bringing his mouth closer to her ear so she can hear his deep breaths and he leans in and whispers.........lizard lips.




I like your STYLE!
 
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Oblio

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Though I'm sure this is more representative of her...
 
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Oblio

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@1ofthem and I have joked around on another thread. The above scene is from, "Madam Butterfly." Strange as it may seem, I was being nice.
 

Gardenias

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Poor Oblio with the pointed head,so misunderstood.

Ok dust yourself OFF and get with it,friend!
 

Gardenias

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Hey Godsgirl where did you go?

I was gonna agree. I looked up the little story the point it's kinda cute.
But the MORAL OF THE STORY IS AWESOME!
Be yourself,and don't try to please everyone.
As soon as you change to what they want ,that ISNT it anymore..
Christians beware!
 

Gardenias

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New friends,old friends,your friends,my friends!
Love to you Simple sheep.

He's married.