can you guys post something funny please?
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it's just after midnight and here I am still awake.
just happened to stumble across this
soooo fitting
just happened to stumble across this
soooo fitting
Oh - I definitely think you need sleep!
Just be sure you don't dream about that...
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A mysterious magician offers a man two choices
One is a million dollars, and another is infinite wisdom.
After thinking for a while the man chooses infinite wisdom,
Snapping his fingers the magician shouts “Infinite wisdom.” And points at the man while running away.
Realising nothing has happened and he has just been scammed, he runs after the magician shouting “You have scammed me, I should have chosen a million dollars!”
The magician called back “See, you’re getting smarter already!”
One is a million dollars, and another is infinite wisdom.
After thinking for a while the man chooses infinite wisdom,
Snapping his fingers the magician shouts “Infinite wisdom.” And points at the man while running away.
Realising nothing has happened and he has just been scammed, he runs after the magician shouting “You have scammed me, I should have chosen a million dollars!”
The magician called back “See, you’re getting smarter already!”
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One day a nearsighted elderly man who considered himself an art expert visited a museum. He'd forgotten his glasses and couldn't see clearly, but that didn't stop him from airing his opinions.
What he thought was a full-length portrait soon caught his attention. He gazed at it a moment, then began his criticism. "The frame is altogether out of keeping with the picture," he complained, "The man is too homely and shabbily dressed. In fact, it was a great mistake for the artist to select such a shoddy subject for his portrait."
He continued until his wife managed to discretely pull him aside. "My dear," she whispered, "you're looking in a mirror."
It's important to examine your life, but be sure you're using the only mirror able to both diagnose and heal, the life and Word of Jesus.
- Steve Arterburn
What he thought was a full-length portrait soon caught his attention. He gazed at it a moment, then began his criticism. "The frame is altogether out of keeping with the picture," he complained, "The man is too homely and shabbily dressed. In fact, it was a great mistake for the artist to select such a shoddy subject for his portrait."
He continued until his wife managed to discretely pull him aside. "My dear," she whispered, "you're looking in a mirror."
It's important to examine your life, but be sure you're using the only mirror able to both diagnose and heal, the life and Word of Jesus.
- Steve Arterburn
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https://damascusdropbear.com.au/ Goldmine of satire, often from a Christian perspective
