Christian "catchphrases"

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1ofthem said:
I've always heard it...if it's the Lord's will and the creek don't rise...lol
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For me , instead of the creek don’t rise, it would be and the street don’t flood. Similar but still different.
Don’t want to damage the car after all. Best to wait until the water drains enough.
 
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" Jesus Christ the same yesterday, and to day, and for ever.”
Boy is this a favourite . Its mis used over and over ,whenever you notice a ' difference in the bible. Or where something changes and you point it out to someone.( Had to add this again lol )
 
1."I have a Word for you, brother".

2. "Praise the Lord, pass the potatoes"
 
one I hear a lot is going to church doesnt make you a christian anymore than going to mcdonalds makes you a hamburger

?! But mcdonalds DOES make hamburgers for you, if you buy them, you dont make the hamburgers at mcdonalds. Well I dont, unless I work there.
 
Lanolin said:
one I hear a lot is going to church doesnt make you a christian anymore than going to mcdonalds makes you a hamburger

?! But mcdonalds DOES make hamburgers for you, if you buy them, you dont make the hamburgers at mcdonalds. Well I dont, unless I work there.
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I think the saying is a good and valid one, countering the notion that going to Church enough times will turn you into a Christian, similarly walking into McDonalds enough times will not turn you into a hamburger. (unless the adage 'you are what you eat' is true. lol)
 
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maybe they meant working at church makes you a christian , just like working at mcdonalds makes you a hamburger?

I dont quite understand the connection between christians and hamburgers here. Or maybe its churches and mcdonalds?!
 
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I like WWJD

what would Jesus do?

As it does make you think, hmm what would Jesus do?

The other one is when people say hallulejah praise the Lord! when anything good happens.

Though some people are nuts and also say it when anything bad happens too. lol

In churches this is what people say if they got nothing else to say 'God is good. All the time God is good.'

And this is what young people always say 'Awesome' whenever someone does anything Jesus like.
 
Give Satan an inch and he’ll become your ruler.
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Lanolin said:
maybe they meant working at church makes you a christian , just like working at mcdonalds makes you a hamburger?

I dont quite understand the connection between christians and hamburgers here. Or maybe its churches and mcdonalds?!
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The saying usually happens when witnessing to someone and you ask them, "Are you a Christian?". often they snap back and say something like, "Yes, definitely I am a Christian {because} I go to Church.". Then the witnesser's response would be something like..."You realize going to Church no more makes you a Christian than going to McDonalds makes you a hamburger?"
So the context isn't where one works, but it's the false notion that going to Church often enough makes one a Christian.
 
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pottersclay said:
Abraham said we are all butt dust..........Or was it but dust?😄😄😄😄
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No one said either of those.
Kansas sang a song about 'all we are is dust in the wind.'

Moses penned these words...
Genesis 3:19 (KJV) In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread, till thou return unto the ground; for out of it wast thou taken: for dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return.

Also Job and Solomon had some wisdom concerning life's vanity.
 
did ya all ever hear about 'peter-pop-off's miracle water or tbn's 1000.00 will get you into heaven faster
than those who don't GIVE that much??? here's the CATCH PHRASE; 'you have got to sow the seed, and it
has to be 'more $$$'...
'get your miracle water here, NO OBLIGATION just $$$!!! buy your entrance by what you 'TRIPLE-TITHE' -
and so they say, sow your 'seed', which is ALWAYS $$$, which the LOVE of is the root of all 'evil'...
 
oldethennew said:
did ya all ever hear about 'peter-pop-off's miracle water or tbn's 1000.00 will get you into heaven faster
than those who don't GIVE that much??? here's the CATCH PHRASE; 'you have got to sow the seed, and it
has to be 'more $$$'...
'get your miracle water here, NO OBLIGATION just $$$!!! buy your entrance by what you 'TRIPLE-TITHE' -
and so they say, sow your 'seed', which is ALWAYS $$$, which the LOVE of is the root of all 'evil'...
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:poop::poop::poop::poop::poop::poop::poop::poop::poop::poop::poop::poop::poop::poop: <---------my offering to that.
 
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poopy is what poopy does... - and thus we have to sit back and view our world,
with real-colored-glasses...= this is for 'those' who KNOW...
 
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