Just had to post this as it’s absolutely true and I
nearly had an accident crying with laughter at the irony of it.
It will make more sense to those from the UK.
I deleted the swear word out of the link and article.
https://uokhun.uk/2019/01/07/only-our-government-would-spend-50000-to-recreate-a-traffic-jam/
Our government has been hard at work this morning spending £50,000
or more of taxpayer’s money to simulate a traffic jam of lorries in an
attempt to prove to the European Union that we are prepared for a No Deal Brexit.
Some of the scenes from Manston Airport in Kent were so shocking that
it has been reported that a number of senior Strasbourg and Brussels figures
actually bleeped themselves across The Channel.
One source even said that Jean-Claude Juncker was seen ‘weeping
frantically’ while Donald Tusk stroked his hair and whispered comforting platitudes
in his ear.
The lorry drivers were getting £550 a pop to take part in this ridiculous exercise
as well – an exercise that could have been recreated by just turning up at
the Dartford Crossing at any given time on any given day, ever.
If their goal was to turn the United Kingdom into even more of a laughing
stock than it already was, then it was probably money well spent.
You have to wonder what ‘dry run’ test will be next?
Perhaps they could hire 1000 diabetics to stand on top of the White
Cliffs and drink a load of maple syrup to make a point that we are
absolutely a-OK in terms of insulin self-sufficiency.