can you guys post something funny please?
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I just wanted to post something completely random:
WEEEEEE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!!
WEEEEEE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!!
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I prefer happy clean funny stuff that makes everyone feel better!
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Well Treaudaus' Legalization of marijuana would be #1 on the list.
Electronic banking/ Direct deposit would be #2
I know this is Ironic, but the Internet would be #3
Schools would be #4
The Harmonized Sales Tax (HST)would be #5
Automated Technology #6
Legalized Abortions #7
Legalized Gay Marrages #8
Legalized Alcohol and Tobacco #9
The City of Brantford #10.
Not all in that order but they would be in my oppinion Canada's weakest Links. Or Canada's Bloopers.
Electronic banking/ Direct deposit would be #2
I know this is Ironic, but the Internet would be #3
Schools would be #4
The Harmonized Sales Tax (HST)would be #5
Automated Technology #6
Legalized Abortions #7
Legalized Gay Marrages #8
Legalized Alcohol and Tobacco #9
The City of Brantford #10.
Not all in that order but they would be in my oppinion Canada's weakest Links. Or Canada's Bloopers.
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I prefer happy clean funny stuff that makes everyone feel better!
be transformed by the renewing power of that fitness guy on TV
be imitator of the TV
submit onto thy everlasting power of the TV
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How many church goers does it take to change a light bulb?
Charismatic: Only 1 – Hands are already in the air.
Pentecostal: 10 – One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.
Presbyterians: None – Lights will go on and off at predestined times.
Roman Catholic: None – Candles only.
Baptists: At least 15 – One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken.
Episcopalians: 3 – One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks and one to talk about how much better the old one was.
Mormons: 5 – One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.
Unitarians: We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work for you, you are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, 3-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.
Methodists: Undetermined – Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Bring a bulb of your choice to the Sunday lighting service and a covered dish to pass.
Nazarene: 6 – One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy.
Lutherans: None – Lutherans don't believe in change.
Amish: -- What's a light bulb?
Charismatic: Only 1 – Hands are already in the air.
Pentecostal: 10 – One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.
Presbyterians: None – Lights will go on and off at predestined times.
Roman Catholic: None – Candles only.
Baptists: At least 15 – One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken.
Episcopalians: 3 – One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks and one to talk about how much better the old one was.
Mormons: 5 – One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.
Unitarians: We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work for you, you are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, 3-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.
Methodists: Undetermined – Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Bring a bulb of your choice to the Sunday lighting service and a covered dish to pass.
Nazarene: 6 – One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy.
Lutherans: None – Lutherans don't believe in change.
Amish: -- What's a light bulb?
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