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Weve got SKILL to use anything AS a potential weapon..lol
I remember once.

My wife was stood in front of the mirror.

She asked me.

Does this dress make my bum look big.

Without thinking I said "No it's all the cake and chocolate you eat that makes it big"

I soon saw the error in that comment.

After about 2 days the right eye black eye opened up
The left eye the next day.

She has a strong fist.
 
I remember once.

My wife was stood in front of the mirror.

She asked me.

Does this dress make my bum look big.

Without thinking I said "No it's all the cake and chocolate you eat that makes it big"

I soon saw the error in that comment.

After about 2 days the right eye black eye opened up
The left eye the next day.

She has a strong fist.


Dam near peed myself reading this... Happy Crying Cat.gif
 
Lol..i used that "pile" when i first started posting cause i thought it was PUDDING! Lol i WONDERED why i got shocked responses..lol
Note to Bill.

If Jewel invites you round for a meal and asks if you want pudding, tell her you are full.
 
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Note to Bill.

If Jewel invites you round for a meal and asks if you want pudding, tell her you are full.

Lol. HILARIOUS..no..u should say "pass a spoon"..lol..one plop or two? Lol whipped cream on yours? Lol