A conversation about nothing in particular

[HisUnfailingLove]

[FONT=q_serif]Hi there... Ok, so you asked for it.
I'm going to share a sample of my so-called "nonsense writing," which involves a lot of absurd word-play and free-association. The following sample was originally written as an answer I gave on Quora to the ridiculous question "Have You Ever Been Eaten?"
Here goes:

Oh yes, at least four to five times in my life. I was eaten by the Cyclops before being fed to the Minotaur who fed me to the Nemean lion who fed me to the Hydra who fed me to Cerberus who fed me to the Chimera who fed me to the IRS in collaboration with twinkie university hidden behind the fast pass distribution machine in front of that small world ride while the vice presidential chimichanga loaned me a vowel for the narcissus cupcake of Nimrod who went bowling at the masquerade of the three blind mice who did the remix of polygonal etiquette as the argonauts went frisbee golfing for the golden fleece while tip toeing from the double hamburger vaudeville that your upside down godmother reinvents every sixth Wednesday of the month unless the gumdrop gestapo reproduce the prequel to your mustache from Venusberg because the laser-show lighthouse pronounces the color Q with a tropical childhood out of respect for the King of Umbrella hula-hoop party that overestimates itself serendipitous in terms of the velvet microscopic Mickey Mouse dream about checkerboard smiles you consider bioluminescent without speaking the aquamarine version of Amharic slang sideways because the heroic helter skelter suburb matches the tic-tac-toe gorgonzola that wanted to marry the cumulonimbus saxophone of yesterday’s midnight leotard if only you gave enough skittles to the prima madonna screaming science-fiction alphabet songs in Canadian bacon cursive to the north-southern windfarm cavalry that is semi-romantically involved with the petunia from the nitrogen nursery rhyme station below 2500 degrees.[/FONT]

LOL thanks for sharing this brother and we look forward to more from you!

 

[slave]

Okay , I’m contemplating on getting outta bed and going for a walk, it’s 7:00am here... someone encourage me please hahhahaha

Yes - I encourage you to visit God in His Creation - I don't know what your natural heart was like before God saved you, but I know what mine was like. I was misunderstood and misrepresented; everybody else was wrong and I was right. Then when God came and gave me a spring-cleaning, dealt with my sin, and filled me with the Holy Spirit, I began to find an extraordinary alteration in myself. I still think the great marvel of the experience of salvation is not the alteration others see in you, but the alteration you find in yourself. But I did many prayer times, and still do, in my pre-morning walks. Just before day-break when life is somewhat still and nature has a voice without compromise to God's audacity to sing life into our thoughts. As I walked, He talked, and as I listened, He encompassed revelations of His Spiritual truth to me. Nature is a calling card to knowing He must be God! And I, therefore, must be real in Him in giving Him my life. Ah yes, there is no better place than to walk with God in nature....so be encouraged to do it again tomorrow and again the next day, for I did many things with God on those walks...But He transformed my life.

 

[Lighthearted]

Thank you... I think by now you have noticed at least one sample of my creative writing-- in its most outlandish, bizarre form.
But certainly I will share a lot more writing, and not just nonsense. I just do that stuff for fun. Good warmup exercise.
I appreciate the encouragement. God bless you.

Maxwel is our resident cyclops...I'm sure when he's not buried up to his eyeball in work...he will read that he ate you...lol

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

Thank you... I think by now you have noticed at least one sample of my creative writing-- in its most outlandish, bizarre form.
But certainly I will share a lot more writing, and not just nonsense. I just do that stuff for fun. Good warmup exercise.
I appreciate the encouragement. God bless you.

That's great - be encouraged! We do enjoy conversing about nothing in particular and that certainly fits the bill here lol.

 

[slave]

Sorry - I've been Ke..t.i.n..up a bit more is all...What is going on in here? LOL


Oh another song LOL:


https://youtu.be/XjQTxeDVlP4

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

Yes - I encourage you to visit God in His Creation - I don't know what your natural heart was like before God saved you, but I know what mine was like. I was misunderstood and misrepresented; everybody else was wrong and I was right. Then when God came and gave me a spring-cleaning, dealt with my sin, and filled me with the Holy Spirit, I began to find an extraordinary alteration in myself. I still think the great marvel of the experience of salvation is not the alteration others see in you, but the alteration you find in yourself. But I did many prayer times, and still do, in my pre-morning walks. Just before day-break when life is somewhat still and nature has a voice without compromise to God's audacity to sing life into our thoughts. As I walked, He talked, and as I listened, He encompassed revelations of His Spiritual truth to me. Nature is a calling card to knowing He must be God! And I, therefore, must be real in Him in giving Him my life. Ah yes, there is no better place than to walk with God in nature....so be encouraged to do it again tomorrow and again the next day, for I did many things with God on those walks...But He transformed my life.

That is a beautiful testimony - truly magnificent. Praise Him for His mastery in you.

 

[slave]

Oh and for you becc a bit of a faster one:

https://youtu.be/4gG6ST0DVkw

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

Sorry - I've been Ke..t.i.n..up a bit more is all...What is going on in here? LOL


Oh another song LOL:


https://youtu.be/XjQTxeDVlP4

Love the song - thanks! We've been doing church lovely - just praising and worshipping the Lord together - naturally! And of course, conversing about nothing in particular as is usual here LOL How you doing?

 

[slave]

That's ok-more for me(lies down on the mountain of candy,"My preciousssssssssssss!!!").

There is our virtual eating habits and our godly regimen of real eating. We can enjoy the virtual eating without the results of it. While enjoying the real benefits from faithful eating habits. Its a win win...then

 

[slave]

Love the song - thanks! We've been doing church lovely - just praising and worshipping the Lord together - naturally! And of course, conversing about nothing in particular as is usual here LOL How you doing?

Fantabulous! The original Greek for that means - Awe - as in hugely - some - as in - its all good in the sum of its parts, dudette. Thus from the original text I am doing Awesome; is I am Fantabulous in today's vernacular. Wait What?

 

[Didymous]

LOL thanks for sharing this brother and we look forward to more from you!

Very interesting, D. Reminds me of when I used to write 10/30s all the time.

 

[Josie223]

Its 9:10am, saturday in Cameroon
Good morning from my end to yours, well to any interested in talking to someone from my end, lol

 

[Didymous]

Its 9:10am, saturday in Cameroon
Good morning from my end to yours, well to any interested in talking to someone from my end, lol

Hey! It's the lovely Josie!! How you doin' Gurl!!

 

[Didymous]

wasssup in Cameroon!

 

[Josie223]

 

[Didymous]

Flowers? For me? Awe, you shouldn't have!!!

 

[Josie223]

Hey! It's the lovely Josie!! How you doin' Gurl!!

Doing well, thanks. We all have our moments of ups and downs, but in all Jesus is glorified, when we come out victorious!

I can see you now post nothing, lol

 

[Didymous]

Actually, I posted a question.

 

[Josie223]

 

[Josie223]

Flowers? For me? Awe, you shouldn't have!!!

Lol, you are funny Didy!