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Trumpty Dumbty wanted a wall,

Mexico will pay for it all,

But when it came time,

To put out the money,

Americans paid 18 billion dollars,

Isn't that funny?
 
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abcdef said:
Trumpty Dumbty wanted a wall,

Mexico will pay for it all,

But when it came time,

To put out the money,

Americans paid 18 billion dollars,

Isn't that funny?
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18 billion is Trump change.
 
Magenta

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Has construction of the wall begun?
 
Blain

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abcdef said:
Trumpty Dumbty wanted a wall,

Mexico will pay for it all,

But when it came time,

To put out the money,

Americans paid 18 billion dollars,

Isn't that funny?
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XD did you make that up? That is just fantastic XD
 
Willie-T

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I want to hear the tune you jackasses will bray when, a few years down the road, the money we will have saved due to revised deals with Mexico, exceeds the price of that wall. Only the most ignorant would have thought he ever meant Mexico was going to write us a check.
 
maxwel

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Mods, this is posted in the wrong area.

Please move this to the Bad Poetry Forum.



We do have a Bad Poetry Forum don't we?
 
Dude653

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There's not going to be a wall
 
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Magenta said:
Has construction of the wall begun?
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Magenta,

No, they are asking for the money now. They are still making the plans.

I still think they need one on the Canadian border. Eh?
 
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abcdef said:
Magenta,
No, they are asking for the money now. They are still making the plans.
I still think they need one on the Canadian border. Eh?
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Eh? Well, MacDonald worked hard to unite our country way back when to keep you Yanks south of the border, ya know ;)
 
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Magenta said:
Eh? Well, MacDonald worked hard to unite our country way back when to keep you Yanks south of the border, ya know ;)
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Does that mean that we can't send Trump to Canada? For permanent residence?

I mean when he's done helping everyone here, I'm sure that he could help Canada too.
 
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Willie-T said:
I want to hear the tune you jackasses will bray when, a few years down the road, the money we will have saved due to revised deals with Mexico, exceeds the price of that wall. Only the most ignorant would have thought he ever meant Mexico was going to write us a check.
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Lol bingo, but shh, don't tell them, let them plod on stupidly, because then not only will we get Mexico to pay for the wall, but we'll undo the inequality of NAFTA at the same time. Two birds with one stone!
 
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abcdef said:
Magenta,

No, they are asking for the money now. They are still making the plans.

I still think they need one on the Canadian border. Eh?
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Canada is going to build that one to keep out anyone trying to flee the US.
 
Dude653

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The wall was an empty promise to get conservative votes.
It's not going to happen
 
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abcdef

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$18,000,000,000.

Feed the poor, help the sick, teach the young,

There are more important ways to spend that money.

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You think that Mexico is our enemy? Ha ha ha ha.

If there is war, Mexico will be helping the US, and the US would be sending supplies of food, arms, and medicine, in huge amounts.

Why don't we invite them to join the US? And Central America? Etc?

That would end the immigration problem.
 
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What is a believer's attitude to be concerning our government leaders? One of respect and loyalty to those of our preferred party, disdain for those of the opposing party? Disdain for the whole kit and kaboodle?

Let's see, wasn't it Nero in power when Paul penned these words? "I urge, then, first of all, that petitions, prayers, intercession and thanksgiving be made for all people— 2 for kings and all those in authority, that we may live peaceful and quiet lives in all godliness and holiness. 3 This is good, and pleases God our Savior…” -1 Timothy 2:1-3

I'm just wondering if we do our own selves harm by bashing those in authority over us? What purpose does grumbling accomplish? I've done it myself, not saying I haven't, but I'm starting to take the Word more serious than ever before.
 
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abcdef

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Karraster said:
What is a believer's attitude to be concerning our government leaders? One of respect and loyalty to those of our preferred party, disdain for those of the opposing party? Disdain for the whole kit and kaboodle?

Let's see, wasn't it Nero in power when Paul penned these words? "I urge, then, first of all, that petitions, prayers, intercession and thanksgiving be made for all people— 2 for kings and all those in authority, that we may live peaceful and quiet lives in all godliness and holiness. 3 This is good, and pleases God our Savior…” -1 Timothy 2:1-3

I'm just wondering if we do our own selves harm by bashing those in authority over us? What purpose does grumbling accomplish? I've done it myself, not saying I haven't, but I'm starting to take the Word more serious than ever before.
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All that is needed for the forces of evil to succeed is for enough good men to remain silent.
 
tanakh

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abcdef said:
Blain,

Yes, It's funny when it's true.

Trump is a gold mine for jokes.
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People are buying the Fire and Fury book. Im waiting for someone to write Trump for Dummies. The title could double up as a campaign slogan
 
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