I wouldn't marry...

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Tommy379

Tommy379

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I'd marry demi, if she could keep that beer in Germany, flowing over here.
 
Demi777

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Tommy379 said:
I'd marry demi, if she could keep that beer in Germany, flowing over here.
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Lol what rofl ill buy a ship and send beer over regularly honey hahaha

Ps that kinda would be funny tho. My bf was in the german military and ur a cop.. that would be interesting
 
Tommy379

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Demi777 said:
Lol what rofl ill buy a ship and send beer over regularly honey hahaha

Ps that kinda would be funny tho. My bf was in the german military and ur a cop.. that would be interesting
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Hold on now, I was thinking about a pipeline that goes to my kitchen faucet.

Wait a minute, are you trying get me into the devils polygamy relationship?
 
Demi777

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Tommy379 said:
Hold on now, I was thinking about a pipeline that goes to my kitchen faucet.

Wait a minute, are you trying get me into the devils polygamy relationship?
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A armwrestling match would be funny.
A pipeline? Let me have the money saudi arabia got and i might do that
 
Tommy379

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Demi777 said:
A armwrestling match would be funny.
A pipeline? Let me have the money saudi arabia got and i might do that
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That reminds me of an awesome Stallone movie, called "Over the Top."

I figured everyone in Germany had money. Y'all do drive German cars.
 
Demi777

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Tommy379 said:
That reminds me of an awesome Stallone movie, called "Over the Top."

I figured everyone in Germany had money. Y'all do drive German cars.
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I want a Ford Mustang tho.... Plus Germany only has money for refugees.
I gotta get some sleep its 1.21am
Gnight
 
Tommy379

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Demi777 said:
I want a Ford Mustang tho.... Plus Germany only has money for refugees.
I gotta get some sleep its 1.21am
Gnight
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I have a 94 GT. Needs a paint job.

Good night, sleep tight, don't let mohammed bite.
 
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I wouldn't marry any man who didn't ask my father for his blessing or lied in any way, shape or form about asking him.

His blessing means the world to me :)
 
maxwel

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I wouldn't marry any girl who thought THIS was a date.


[video=youtube;ISCS6pv_yiQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISCS6pv_yiQ[/video]
 
Tommy379

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maxwel said:
I wouldn't marry any girl who thought THIS was a date.


[video=youtube;ISCS6pv_yiQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISCS6pv_yiQ[/video]
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She is sexy.
 
seoulsearch

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I wouldn't marry anyone who wasn't good at living on the lam.

Last time I checked (post office mug shot), marrying me was a misdemeanor in 3 states, and a felony in all the rest, so I have to weigh all my options.

Yo.

All the overseas guys...

I'm looking at YOU.
 
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Tommy379

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seoulsearch said:
I wouldn't marry anyone who wasn't good at living on the lam.

Last time I checked (post office mug shot), marrying me was a misdemeanor in 3 states, and a felony in all the rest, so I have to weigh all my options.

Yo.

All the overseas guys...

I'm looking at YOU.
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I'm tight with the authorities.
 
Magenta

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seoulsearch said:
I was kind of hoping you'd be able to get me a day pass.
Or at the very least, some high-quality contraband.
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Here are some hall passes... one time use only. Happy New Year! :D

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OneFaith

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A drunk
A smoker
A gambler
A control freak
An abuser
A guy who has to have a live in dog
A guy who listens to heavy metal or loud things
A guy who’s self-centered and/or easily angered
A guy who is not grounded in Christ
A guy who refuses to provide for his family
A guy who hates to talk about responsible things
A guy who is not home most of the time being a family man
 
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joaniemarie

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That is a good list Onefaith., the guy who has to have a dog is suspect since "these days" people no longer need to have real therapy dogs (like for the blind or deaf or handicapped with legal permission.) Now people keep dogs in purses taking them to the store and to restaurants. This is suspect behavior if you are looking for a date to find a husband.
 
Tommy379

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These threads where we list what we want, or won't accept in and from a mate, are cute and fun; but I think I rather see what members here think they have to offer a potential mate.
 
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