Des' Calvinist Love-In
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Local fight at a bar
Betwixt a Lutheran and a Presby
They tried to share some booze
When things got really messy
The drink was served
And both stuck forth their hand
The booze each did want
And each did take their stand
The Presby tried to kck
The Lutheran attempted a slap
They both staggered across the table
And spilled it in someone's lap
They got kicked outta the bar
Never to return again
They went to another bar
And fought over some gin
Those drunken bums...
Betwixt a Lutheran and a Presby
They tried to share some booze
When things got really messy
The drink was served
And both stuck forth their hand
The booze each did want
And each did take their stand
The Presby tried to kck
The Lutheran attempted a slap
They both staggered across the table
And spilled it in someone's lap
They got kicked outta the bar
Never to return again
They went to another bar
And fought over some gin
Those drunken bums...
