Grammar and Spelling Mistakes

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Elisabet

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In Indonesia, English is known as a language with the most complicated grammar ever
(i mean what other languages have 16 tenses in it?!)

therefore i decided to create a thread where you HAVE TO speak with wrong grammar lol

i know this doesn't make sense, but i thought that it would be interesting :D
 
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missy2014

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I typo , I applied for a full time job today and I typoed I had to rewrite.
 
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missy2014

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Oh writ spelling errors I'm firsty wers my wader?
 
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Too complicated Elisabet. Language learning is about sounds, cadences rhythms etc.

It is also about building up a complex system of words and meanings through context.

So really total immersion is the best way to learn a language - like a baby.

Grammar stuff is really the last leg...crossing the i's and dotting the t's

If you say:

"I was looking for the Lamb Chops yesterday in the fridge, but it was too late, my brother already ate them."

I totally understand you, even though the correct way to say this is:

"I was looking for the Lamb Chops yesterday in the fridge, but it was too late, my brother had already eaten them."
 
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I inadvertently capitalized Lamb Chops!

That is how Germans write their nouns ....
 

NotmebutHim

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May 17, 2015
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I don't see it writ in the Bible nowhere that "the Lord helps those who help themself".
 

blue_ladybug

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Feb 21, 2014
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Eye allwayz yewz eemprohpurr graymyrrh.. el oh el.. :p
 
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I was asked to use the word disembark in a sentence, so I said, out of all the dogs in the neighborhood, disembark the most.
 

blue_ladybug

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When people say "prolly" instead of "probably".. That drives me nuts..
 
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LaurenTM

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I prolly understand why that would be so..........
 

blue_ladybug

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Or "supposably" instead of "supposedly". It's like, HELLO, supposably isn't even a word.. lol
 
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Susanna

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When you're a dyslectic this is a part of everyday life. I'm not always sure when someone is laughing, did said person laugh because what I wrote was funny, or because it had some funny misspellings lol. I have been proofreading this, so I hope the typos etc are not present lol.

Here's a dys joke:

Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic, he suffers from insomnia because he stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
 
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renewed_hope

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I'm not good at writing period. Throughout my life I've had to come to terms with a learning disability that affected how I write and comprehended things. If people don't like how I write and prefer to judge me based on that, then God Bless them...I worked my tail end off to get where I am at and nothing and no one will try and tell me otherwise
 
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BeyondET

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I thought as much as going out of doors today as well as lodge spawns in the turf.
 
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Too complicated Elisabet. Language learning is about sounds, cadences rhythms etc.

It is also about building up a complex system of words and meanings through context.

So really total immersion is the best way to learn a language - like a baby.

Grammar stuff is really the last leg...crossing the i's and dotting the t's

If you say:

"I was looking for the Lamb Chops yesterday in the fridge, but it was too late, my brother already ate them."

I totally understand you, even though the correct way to say this is:

"I was looking for the lamb chops yesterday in the fridge, but it was too late, my brother had already eaten them."
First of all, what were you doing inside the fridge? Then... why should we care how late in the day it was? Thirdly, if you knew your brother already ate them, why were you still searching for these Lamb Chops?

Yes, English can lead to a lot of misunderstandings. (or you can allot a lot of mistakes to its understanding) Surprisingly, beginning writers (aspiring authors) tend to believe a common falsehood. They assume that creating long, compound sentences demonstrates skill in writing. This is not necessarily the case. In many instances, several shorter sentences will more clearly convey our hoped-for intent.