FIRST OFF: Why do you have a Toaster sitting in SAND?
Now, you laugh, silly girl...........but I have been giving SERIOUS CONSIDERATION to purchasing a Chia Pet or two. As I now have a new dwelling........my very own "man cave," and was thinking of getting a pet to share it with, and to keep me company...........going through all the kinds of pets......I have pretty much come down to Chia Pets.
Cats? Allergic.....no, seriously........REALLY, REALLY ALLERGIC!
Dogs? If they shed, Allergic......even if they are the breed that doesn't shed, they are a LOT of maintenance. I am not able to provide the necessary care a dog would need to properly care for him/her as he/she deserves.
Fish? Would seem a good choice, but Fish Tanks are a lot of work as well, and the Investment in the initial set up can be quite the Bill!
Bird? Wow........too...........too........messy and noisy.
Hmm........snake........yeah right.......weird fuzzy rat looking critters? Did you read the part about them being weird, fuzzy, rat looking?
Chia Pet! Relatively small initial investment......some work required IN THE BEGINNING, low........LOW maintenance....they don't eat much, never need to go to the Vet, don't poop everywhere, SHOOT, they DON'T POOP! Never make a bunch of noise, and never wanna sleep with ya, getting their hair and stink all over your sheets.
Hmm..........Chia Pets..........hmm....