All I know is that my gravy spills off my flat dinner plate and I
have to scrape it back on.
If the earth was flat then God would have to mop up the sea several
times a day.
I guess some people just like lots of gravy more than others,
while flat earthers just like lots of flannel.
See point 5 defination if your not a Brit.
flannel
(ˈflænəl) n1. (Textiles) a soft light woollen fabric with a slight nap, used for clothing
2. (Clothing & Fashion) (plural) trousers or other garments made of flannel
3. (Textiles) See cotton flannel
4. Brit a small piece of cloth used to wash the face and hands; face cloth.
5. informal Brit indirect or evasive talk; deceiving flattery