I dropped my cell in my mashed potatoes yesterday.
I panicked, and without even thinking, I instinctively picked it up and started sucking gravy out of all the nooks and crannies of the phone.
Everyone stared at me for about 5 seconds and then went back to eating and chatting.
As if to say "Oh, there goes Mikey again, always licking gravy off of his Samsung devices...he's so predictable."
*This really happened.