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Miri

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I think I just committed infanticide :(

I'm in the middle of cleaning the bathroom and I pulled up the rubber shower
mat and found a big mummy spider with lots of tiny spidetts.

Im all for vacuuming up big spiders usually but because she's a mummy I didn't
have the heart to. So I took the bath mat outside to flick them onto a plant outside.

My flicking technique was a little flawed however and I think I've squashed them :(.
 
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skylove7

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Love you Frank...my Poppy Pooh Bears!

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Miri said:
I think I just committed infanticide :(

I'm in the middle of cleaning the bathroom and I pulled up the rubber shower
mat and found a big mummy spider with lots of tiny spidetts.

Im all for vacuuming up big spiders usually but because she's a mummy I didn't
have the heart to. So I took the bath mat outside to flick them onto a plant outside.

My flicking technique was a little flawed however and I think I've squashed them :(.
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Little spiders turn into------------------------
Then you kill them, get it over with while their young, less mess.
 
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skylove7

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Arrrrrgh Miri....

Me smackum spiders ewwww
 
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skylove7

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secularhermit said:
Hey!

A funny note on this, skylab: "...It was raining and I had to put a box in the garage and my sandals slick they made me fall down flat on my back..ouch."

Were those sandals cheap?

I just remembered you said something of the type of slippers God gave...

:p
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yesss rubber sandals...mixed with rain and oily driveway...me fall down an go bam bam :(
 
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Miri said:
I think I just committed infanticide :(

I'm in the middle of cleaning the bathroom and I pulled up the rubber shower
mat and found a big mummy spider with lots of tiny spidetts.

Im all for vacuuming up big spiders usually but because she's a mummy I didn't
have the heart to. So I took the bath mat outside to flick them onto a plant outside.

My flicking technique was a little flawed however and I think I've squashed them :(.
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spiders ain't from Jesus. lol
 
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skylove7

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Mailmandan lol....are you off work today? Whaaaaaa? Lol
 
achildofGod

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Well, got to meet new girlfriend.
She shore is a purty thing, she
has the right bends and curvs
in the right places.
I may just have a hankering
fer her, don't know yet.
 
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Miri

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But but .... they were teeniweeny babies, not even old enough to
get vacced up yet :)
 
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Sirk

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Can anyone tell me what's behind the recent spate of people calling to have a fart fan installed? Is it a full moon, pole shift, global warming? Anyway, it's just odd that all of a sudden everyone and their brother needs a fart fan installed.
 
achildofGod

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Sirk said:
Can anyone tell me what's behind the recent spate of people calling to have a fart fan installed? Is it a full moon, pole shift, global warming? Anyway, it's just odd that all of a sudden everyone and their brother needs a fart fan installed.
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It could be, what goes in,
must come out, in a different
form.
 
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Miri

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Sirk said:
Can anyone tell me what's behind the recent spate of people calling to have a fart fan installed? Is it a full moon, pole shift, global warming? Anyway, it's just odd that all of a sudden everyone and their brother needs a fart fan installed.
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Tell me this is one of those things the UK and US just have a different
name for :D
 
secularhermit

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Miri said:
Behave yourself or Harry will come and leaf you :D
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They´re probably more than two (Harry and George) but, if I could, I will tell them I could clean your house, while they do nothing. I could wash your dishes and do your clothing (and several other things) while they are simple things that cannot love you, the way I can.

:p
 
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Gr8grace

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Sirk said:
Can anyone tell me what's behind the recent spate of people calling to have a fart fan installed? Is it a full moon, pole shift, global warming? Anyway, it's just odd that all of a sudden everyone and their brother needs a fart fan installed.
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Its funny you should say that. I just had a call to install one? I have never had a call to install a fart fan? And we are both in Montana?

Somethings up.
 
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sydlit

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SORRY FOR YELLING!!!!! (sorry, just had to get that out)(funny, still dont feel better)
 
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skylove7

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Lalala sings.....

"I gotta pump knot grapefruit on my beep beep beep


Lol...Im not singing this it hurtsy

Lol I love you guys :) haha
 
achildofGod

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skylove7 said:
Lalala sings.....

"I gotta pump knot grapefruit on my beep beep beep


Lol...Im not singing this it hurtsy

Lol I love you guys :) haha
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Well, come on down here, you can have my shots for the
next 24 hours. They will have you swinging off the new
Cooper river bridge. You will have no pain what so ever.
 
JesusLives

JesusLives

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Sirk said:
Can anyone tell me what's behind the recent spate of people calling to have a fart fan installed? Is it a full moon, pole shift, global warming? Anyway, it's just odd that all of a sudden everyone and their brother needs a fart fan installed.
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Talk to Dcon he got it all started asking the question......Do mice fart in the dark?
 
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