Speak Your Mind.
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God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts. LOL!what a bunch of mixed nuts..
I love this! Made me laugh!!
A Little Mixed Up
Just a line to say I'm living
That I'm not among the dead
Though I'm getting more forgetful
And mixed up in the head.
A Little Mixed Up
Just a line to say I'm living
That I'm not among the dead
Though I'm getting more forgetful
And mixed up in the head.
I've got used to my arthritis
To my dentures I'm resigned
I can manage my bifocals
But oh God, I miss my mind.
For sometimes I can't remember
When I stand at the foot of the stairs
If I must go up for something
Or if I've just come down from there.
And before the refrig, so often
My poor mind is filled with doubt
Have I just put food away, or
Have I come to take some out.
And there are times when it is dark
With my nightcap on my head
I don't know if I'm retiring
Or just getting out of bed.
So if it's my turn to write you
There's no need of getting sore
I may think that I have written
And don't want to be a bore.
So remember I do love you
And I wish you were near
But now it's nearly mail time
So I must say "Goodbye Dear."
There I stood beside the mailbox
With a face so very red
Instead of mailing you my letter
I opened it instead!
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To my dentures I'm resigned
I can manage my bifocals
But oh God, I miss my mind.
For sometimes I can't remember
When I stand at the foot of the stairs
If I must go up for something
Or if I've just come down from there.
And before the refrig, so often
My poor mind is filled with doubt
Have I just put food away, or
Have I come to take some out.
And there are times when it is dark
With my nightcap on my head
I don't know if I'm retiring
Or just getting out of bed.
So if it's my turn to write you
There's no need of getting sore
I may think that I have written
And don't want to be a bore.
So remember I do love you
And I wish you were near
But now it's nearly mail time
So I must say "Goodbye Dear."
There I stood beside the mailbox
With a face so very red
Instead of mailing you my letter
I opened it instead!
- AUTHOR UNKNOWN -
One more list of funnies!
[h=4]God is like ...[/h] Allstate: You're in good hands.
Alka-Seltzer: Try him, you'll like Him
Tide: He gets the stains out that others leave behind.
Sears: He has everything.
A Ford: He's got a better idea.
Hallmark Cards: He cared enough to send the very best.
Bayer Asprin: He works miracles.
Delta: He's ready when you are.
Alberto Vo-5: He holds through all kinds of weather.
Coke: He's the real thing.
The US Post Office: Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet, nor hail will keep Him from His appointed rounds.
Scotch Tape: You can't see Him, but you know He's there.
Dial Soap: Aren't you glad you've got Him? Don't you wish everybody did?
General Electric: He brings good things to life.
[h=4]God is like ...[/h] Allstate: You're in good hands.
Alka-Seltzer: Try him, you'll like Him
Tide: He gets the stains out that others leave behind.
Sears: He has everything.
A Ford: He's got a better idea.
Hallmark Cards: He cared enough to send the very best.
Bayer Asprin: He works miracles.
Delta: He's ready when you are.
Alberto Vo-5: He holds through all kinds of weather.
Coke: He's the real thing.
The US Post Office: Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet, nor hail will keep Him from His appointed rounds.
Scotch Tape: You can't see Him, but you know He's there.
Dial Soap: Aren't you glad you've got Him? Don't you wish everybody did?
General Electric: He brings good things to life.
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DesiredHaven
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DesiredHaven
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Okay, this is hysterical, and this really stinks too.
I do some of the same things!
I love your sense of humor roxxyroller your too funny, most everything you post has me in stitches
You might as well stay at work. You'll just go home and walk on that crazy contraption of yours.
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DesiredHaven
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LOL!! I snagged it in my snaggit and just started flipping it which way till I could make sense of it
You guys crack me up
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VioletReigns
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Viligant_Warrior
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Them nuts make me a little hungry.
How do you catch a squirrel? climb a tree and act like a nut....looks like all I need to do is climb a tree.