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1joseph

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I'm sick of tornadoes!! The town I live in got hit by a tornado this evening... Good thing we aren't home yet!!! I live in Moore, ok. We get tornadoes all the time. Just about every summer/spring. But that's what happens when you live in "tornado alley"
Hey, that's where I go bowling!
 

1joseph

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Tornadoes in our weather here in Oklahoma. Been watching radar and it was going east, just north of me.
I am in the red circle. In the last 20 minutes it has broadened and dropped south. There is now a long strong band of tornado conducive weather headed right for me. As a matter of fact, as I type this rain is starting to blow in on me from the window. Think I'll close it. :)

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Phil! Phil! Are you there Phil?

I'm worried about Phil, now.

"Lord, keep Phil safe."
 

1joseph

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Well, it started really early this morning I live about 25 miles from the nearest city. I had to take my mom grocery shopping and then I had to drive another 50 so I can get my security badge for my work study job. Then it was an easy 50 miles to take my mom to pay a bill and back home again. Whew! I am exhausted just talking about it.
I bank on-line. It's a snap.
 
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psychomom

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#truestory:

we went to dinner and bowling with some friends many years ago,
and my husband ate a lot.
when our friends asked why he was so hungry, i explained he can't be bothered stopping work just to eat lunch.
:rolleyes:

went on to the bowling alley with Mark saying the whole way there he hadn't bowled in 20 years and wasn't very good at it.

first game, he bowled a 280.
:rolleyes:
and our friends said, this is why he doesn't eat lunch....he's always here bowling.

me? i was quite happy to break 100. :)
 

kodiak

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#truestory:

we went to dinner and bowling with some friends many years ago,
and my husband ate a lot.
when our friends asked why he was so hungry, i explained he can't be bothered stopping work just to eat lunch.
:rolleyes:

went on to the bowling alley with Mark saying the whole way there he hadn't bowled in 20 years and wasn't very good at it.

first game, he bowled a 280.
:rolleyes:
and our friends said, this is why he doesn't eat lunch....he's always here bowling.

me? i was quite happy to break 100. :)
Isn't 300 a perfect score? I grew up bowling...my parents were in a couple's bowling league...the gutter dusters was their team name lol Whenever my friends wanted to bowl, I had to keep score....
 

1joseph

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Have you tried taking a hammer to it?
.................................usually works for me? :)
Yeah. Hit any key.

I was talking to a guy in IS one day at work and asked what he had been up to. He said he just got through working on someone's computer. I asked what was wrong with it. He said, "Loose nut on the keyboard."
 

1joseph

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That isn't as good as what my sister did....she was trying to order something online one Christmas and her order apparently caused the server at this store to crash....they wanted to know how she did it, but all we know is there is something in her blood that causes her to break computers randomly...it is like my mother who breaks watches...she touches a watch and the hand spins backwards really fast....
Man, those Maine winters are tough on you. But keep the jokes coming.:)
 

slave

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Good one 1Joseph I'm going to reuse that one some day.:p Loose nut on the keyboard!
 

1joseph

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I have never heard good reviews about the Geek Squad...........seriously, just the opposite........hope you didn't have a lot of personal information on your notebook that they could access..............just saying
Maybe we should re-name them the "Weak Squad."

Is that to mean?
 

kodiak

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Man, those Maine winters are tough on you. But keep the jokes coming.:)
The worst part is I now have my sister's blood....I did break one computer already because of it....


Love it psychomom....
 
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psychomom

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I'm just happy if I get that black ball down that long hardwood floor thingy, to knock over those white sticks.
i'm also happy to sneak past the shoe nazis and wear my sneaks.
 
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cmarieh

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I bank on-line. It's a snap.
I bank online too and love it. My parents don't believe in doing banking online. Plus her card doesn't run as credit, so it makes it challenging at times especially today. However, my parents don't charge me rent so I do all I can to help and then some. I ended up getting my books today for my classes. At least I can charge it on my financial aid. What a lifesaver!
 

1joseph

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The worst part is I now have my sister's blood....I did break one computer already because of it....


Love it psychomom....
Stop that! "I rebuke that stinki'n thinki'n in Jesus name."

You are more one...than anyone. (You may have to watch "When Nature Calls" with Jim Carrey to get that.)
 

slave

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So someone tell me since I am new here still ....How do you get your "Rep" score up? I've been washing peoples feet all this time...turns out that doesn't help...smile .
 
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cmarieh

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this is why i don't do laundry.

just throw 'em out and buy new......it's the American way? ;)
I love doing laundry. Especially folding it, as long as I do it right after it comes out of the dryer.
 

1joseph

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I bank online too and love it. My parents don't believe in doing banking online. Plus her card doesn't run as credit, so it makes it challenging at times especially today. However, my parents don't charge me rent so I do all I can to help and then some. I ended up getting my books today for my classes. At least I can charge it on my financial aid. What a lifesaver!
Will you be my daughter too?