the single life isn't all bad...

[gypsygirl]

i thought this might be worthy of re-posting from my FB.

just in case some of you needed reminders, being single comes with some distinct advantages.

23 "scientific" reasons the single life might be better, according to psychology today


#24. gypsygirl doesn't have to share her closet. : )



what are your own advantages that you would add to this list?

 

[Star-Lord]

#12. More time on CC.

 

[jsr1221]

For a big sports fan like myself, more time to get ready for football season.

 

[hoss2576]

#25. I can still drink straight from the milk jug.

 

[Brandon911]

I have a girlfriend but she is in jail..does that mean I'm single?

 

[BugeyeSTi]

#26 I get both parking spaces in the garage.

 

[mailmandan]

I can work less overtime and still save more money. It seems like the more I make the more she spends.

 

[lil_christian]

#28 I don't need to share my food.

 

[gypsygirl]

#29 my house being littered with chapstick, ponytail holders, arm warmers and other girly things... and no one to complain. ; )

#30 quiche for dinner

 

[lil_christian]

#29 my house being littered with chapstick, ponytail holders, arm warmers and other girly things... and no one to complain. ; )

#30 quiche for dinner

#31 You need to share your quiche recipe with meee

 

[Tintin]

#32 You don't have to use your phone much.

(When I was single, my phone was pretty much a necessary evil).

 

[Tinkerbell725]

#100 Nobody asks where im going or what im doing. Sweet freedom...

 

[CatHerder]

#33 - the toilet seat isn't left down all the time.

 

[Aya2011]

#18 Self-sufficiency.

Its my motto. I enjoy shopping alone, eating alone, carry heavy things on my own (creepy?), able to fix things. etc. God is good!!!

 

[lav]

for me, my relationships (especially the last really long one) have been super toxic so there's a bunch i won't mention. i'll try to think of 'normal' ones...

- being able to sprawl out across the bed
- no one taking my big surf shirts or sweatshirts or stealing sweatpants
- barely any dishes to do
- i can watch or not watch whatever i want on t.v./watch whatever movie i want.
- no picking up after someone
- no random change everywhere... esp. the floor

oh i can think of so many that were over the top, but i'll restrain myself.

 

[Desdichado]

I have a girlfriend but she is in jail..does that mean I'm single?

No, but it does mean that your chances of an appearance on television are better than average.

 

[Desdichado]

#34- I can say what I want without fear of a physical affection embargo.

 

[PopClick]

#34- I can say what I want without fear of a physical affection embargo.

Yeah, but if you're not getting any physical affection now, that's kind of the same thing, innit?

 

[Test_F_i_2_Luv]

#25. I can still drink straight from the milk jug.

...it's chocolate too, isn't it?

 

[Test_F_i_2_Luv]

#29 my house being littered with chapstick, ponytail holders, arm warmers and other girly things... and no one to complain. ; )

#30 quiche for dinner

Uhh...can't complain in person.

...I can't possibly be the only guy that made a cringing face as I read this...

:: body twitch ::

Uh oh, this is even more serious than I thought...