It's the troll Tintin thread!

[PopClick]

Okay, so Tintin wants to get better at spotting and ignoring trolls. Practice makes perfect, right?

Tintin, all you need to do is ignore this thread completely.

First troll tactic: Bizarre and unnecessary criticism. As in: Tintin, I do not like that hat you're wearing. Take it off.

 

[kenthomas27]

Yeah! And didgeridoo's sound like my washing machine.

 

[PopClick]

Didn't someone say recently that Australia isn't even a real place?

 

[iTOREtheSKY]

Don't all Aussies drink Foster's,watch Mad Max films & eat @ Outback Steakhouse?

 

[cinder]

"And Australia is entirely peopled with criminals. And criminals are used to having people not trust them as you are not trusted by me so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you" [or is that me, I never did understand Vizzini's reasoning]

Oh, and Theistic evolution is the only reasonable philosophy for the origin of the world. (definitely need a troll smiley for something like this).

 

[kenthomas27]

And that reminds me Tintin - there's nothing real funny about crossing rabbits with raptors either....

 

[didymos]

And that reminds me Tintin - there's nothing real funny about crossing rabbits with raptors either....

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So by your definition THIS is a kangaroo?

 

[JesusChica1991]

tintin must be a tinman. O_O

 

[didymos]

tintin must be a tinman. O_O

No, because unlike Tinman Tintin DOES have a heart.

 

[kenthomas27]

Didn't someone say recently that Australia isn't even a real place?

I think it's not real, but look - this moron I work with was carrying some oil across a warehouse and spilled it and it looks exactly like Australia! Look!...

 

[Ugly]

Tintins from Australia? I thought he was from NZ? Oh well, same thing.

 

[Jilly81]

Okay, so Tintin wants to get better at spotting and ignoring trolls. Practice makes perfect, right?

Tintin, all you need to do is ignore this thread completely.

First troll tactic: Bizarre and unnecessary criticism. As in: Tintin, I do not like that hat you're wearing. Take it off.

PopClick, although I fully support this splendid thread, I think you may have something a wee bit off. I'm not sure that (to practice dealing with trolls) TinTin should ignore this thread COMPLETELY. I believe that would include avoiding reading the thread, and that wouldn't give him practice for handling trolls. Or would it? It wouldn't be nearly as much fun in here, at least, if Christian doesn't even come in. Also, it would take an awful lot of self-restraint to refrain from clicking on a thread with one's own screen name in it.



Second troll tactic (possibly more a "nut job" tactic): claiming that one's self MUST be right because others are disagreeing with him/her, and "Jesus said we would be hated if we followed Him, so you're only proving me right".

TinTin, you DO subscribe to the "only read the Bible and pray whilst sitting in the clothes closet with the door shut" doctrine, right?

 

[Raine]

Tintin... I have a secret to tell you... I'm a troll

 

[tourist]

Okay, so Tintin wants to get better at spotting and ignoring trolls. Practice makes perfect, right?

Tintin, all you need to do is ignore this thread completely.

First troll tactic: Bizarre and unnecessary criticism. As in: Tintin, I do not like that hat you're wearing. Take it off.

...and comb your hair.

 

[tourist]

Tintin... I have a secret to tell you... I'm a troll

...and a lovable one as well.

 

[1still_waters]

Does his user name come from the type of hat he wears?

 

[wisebeardman]

i'm not trollin'
youz trollin'
im boxxy you see.

 

[lil_christian]

Yeah! And didgeridoo's sound like my washing machine.

I laughed out loud at this one.

 

[BananaPie]

In the land Down Under the women glow and make thunder...

 

[tourist]

Didn't someone say recently that Australia isn't even a real place?

It is a fantasy land that is similar to where I live in Florida. At least that is what I have been told. Tintin is real and is an Australian so that rumor about Australia not being real has been proved false.