When my son woke up today, I said "Good morning, kiddo", and he stared at me a minute, then looked out the window and said, "No. It's not morning. Still dark out."
So then we had to open the curtains up and watch the sunrise...and I explained, the best I could, why the clouds were turning pink and orange.
After a too-lengthy explanation that made no sense at all, my son leaned his head against my arm and said, "You know I don't CARE, mom."
*sigh*