The matchmaking thread
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Lo! Behold the ladies man, Tintin
Spread across his face a mischievous grin
Was it the enchanting powers of his beard on his chin?
Either way, over the women here he seemed to hands down win and win
and the other brothers were full of envy and bad thoughts of sin
Because they wanted to put on their boots and kick him in the shins
While dancing around crazily playing violins
So here are some shin pads, for you better be prepared if it happens and when.
Spread across his face a mischievous grin
Was it the enchanting powers of his beard on his chin?
Either way, over the women here he seemed to hands down win and win
and the other brothers were full of envy and bad thoughts of sin
Because they wanted to put on their boots and kick him in the shins
While dancing around crazily playing violins
So here are some shin pads, for you better be prepared if it happens and when.
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iTOREtheSKY
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OH MY GLOB!!! I nearly spit out my coffee on the last match. tooooooooo funny ty for that Pop! lol
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iTOREtheSKY
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HAHAHA HOW DID I EVER MISS THIS THREAD? I was gonna say...oh Lordly,poor Powemm getting matched with me...that's pretty unflattering to do to any CC woman..sheesh. I was gonna say Powemm & Markum...if I were gonna play matchmaker..those two seem to have an insane amount of things in common & he's all crazy fit & adventurous...is a ton more spiritual than I could ever be & does it w/out trying or being obnoxious...ok..let's just say he's my dream man then. LOL iTOREtheSKY banned in...3....2...1..............ROFL!! ... Pauses .... (looks at rip ) yep I'm still in Oklahoma ...
You guys are hillarious !!
I say I'm going to abduct someone (itorethesky) "ONE" time and look!! The giddy hens start cackling ...
Y'all are ruthless ... I LOVE IT!!!!
I'd hang out with Itorethesky any day, DUDE you Rock!
That's my Buddy...
( there is a spot reserved for only one ) and he's not at my door yet .....( looks at door) no not yet , but he's coming I tell ya God says he's coming !!
Great post !!!! Absolutely great!!
Poor Zaoie. 
Actually... I was thinking of maybe him and AGirlandHerGuitar... they're both really cool, speak their minds, are artistic, really into music....
Ah, but I digress. It's just me rambling to myself again.
And, MissCris, I don't know your husband... but I bet you guys are a perfect match!!!
Now back to your regularly scheduled TinTin watch, ladies... (and apparently a few gentlemen as well.)
Actually... I was thinking of maybe him and AGirlandHerGuitar... they're both really cool, speak their minds, are artistic, really into music....
Ah, but I digress.
It's just me rambling to myself again. And, MissCris, I don't know your husband... but I bet you guys are a perfect match!!!
Now back to your regularly scheduled TinTin watch, ladies... (and apparently a few gentlemen as well.)
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kessy001
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GreenNnice
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MissCris
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Seoul- I dunno my husband either.
...uh...that sounded funnier in my head.
Rachel- I was hiding under a rock so's I could keep out of the way of all the match-making, it was like a can of hilarious exploded in here and I didn't wanna get hit with it right before I had to go to sleep
...uh...that sounded funnier in my head.
Rachel- I was hiding under a rock so's I could keep out of the way of all the match-making, it was like a can of hilarious exploded in here and I didn't wanna get hit with it right before I had to go to sleep
HA!! This thread is hilarious. XD I feel bad for Zao, though. Don't worry Zao, you'll find love someday! lol
lol
So... Markum is trying to say that finding a date is only one step up (and then again, maybe not) from naming cattle? ("Bessie, Mooie, Burger-with-Cheese"...)
Yes. This would explain a lot.
I know it isn't as funny if I have to explain it, but the joke was...
<looks up at list>
[SUP]20 [/SUP]And Adam gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for Adam there was not found an help meet for him.
<yawns> Why do I suddenly feel so sleepy?
<drum roll please... thanks iTOREtheSKY>
[SUP]21 [/SUP]And the Lord God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof;
Bazinga!
HAHAHA HOW DID I EVER MISS THIS THREAD? I was gonna say...oh Lordly,poor Powemm getting matched with me...that's pretty unflattering to do to any CC woman..sheesh. I was gonna say Powemm & Markum...if I were gonna play matchmaker..those two seem to have an insane amount of things in common & he's all crazy fit & adventurous...is a ton more spiritual than I could ever be & does it w/out trying or being obnoxious...ok..let's just say he's my dream man then. LOL iTOREtheSKY banned in...3....2...1..............
Dude! Every time I forget, you go off and do it again! You totally catch me off guard and get me bursting out laughing. You start out sounding all serious and then BAM! I hereby dub you the Emeril of thread posts! And from this day henceforth so shall you be known throughout all of the land of CC!
By the way, coffee was never meant for the nasal passages or windpipe! LOL
You are on the top of my list of people to track down and kick it with when God gathers us all together bro.
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iTOREtheSKY
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Did no one see my matchup or am I the only one who thinks these two would be adorable together??? What??? lol ohhh I know...none of the women will comment 'cause too many have their sights set on Mr. M. way to play it stealthy gals. lol Or I suppose no one saw the post,there's always that too.HAHAHA HOW DID I EVER MISS THIS THREAD? I was gonna say...oh Lordly,poor Powemm getting matched with me...that's pretty unflattering to do to any CC woman..sheesh. I was gonna say Powemm & Markum...if I were gonna play matchmaker..those two seem to have an insane amount of things in common & he's all crazy fit & adventurous...is a ton more spiritual than I could ever be & does it w/out trying or being obnoxious...ok..let's just say he's my dream man then. LOL iTOREtheSKY banned in...3....2...1..............
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Jullianna
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Yeah, I rejected Zao, too. Poor guy.
Thanks for bromancing, Zao.
I was afraid he was going to be forever lost in the...dun dun dun...friendzone.
Did no one see my matchup or am I the only one who thinks these two would be adorable together??? What??? lol ohhh I know...none of the women will comment 'cause too many have their sights set on Mr. M. way to play it stealthy gals. lol Or I suppose no one saw the post,there's always that too.
Wait a second, so Tintin got his and now I somehow won the next lottery ticket? Just don't try to hook me up with Zaoman32! LOL
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iTOREtheSKY
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No..You with Powemm!!!!!!! Sweet & Sour Chicken,do I have to come get you & then go get her & stick you to on a deserted island or something?? lol
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